Happy Birthday. yeah

 So, the first day of my 48th year.

Started off hurting. That kept on, an underlying theme of the day.
I then decided I needed to do some cleaning in the kitchen, before I made breakfast and my birthday cake (decided on pineapple upside-down cake this year).
I managed to bring the wire rack down on myself. This proceeded to make me sad.
I then recollected myself and reassembled the rack.  

Made my waffles and my cake.  FINALLY 
It was about 11 before I ate.  Not great

As I drove to work today, I hit a little bird.  :(
I don't think I killed it, which is kinda worse.  Just hurt it.  :'(
Poor lil thing...

When I got to work, the credit card machine started taking a literal minute to process.  That was obnoxious.

So, yeah.

Happy Birthday, me.

John just made my day!  Happy Birthday alarm.. :D